"I am the world’s poor pessimist" They call me Wittwickey and I am from the seventh circle of Hell. If you wanna chat I love a good conversation
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER